Ok here I go. God my Writing’s terrible Wasn’t that blashphemy? But I’m not religious You should never talk about religion, you don’t know who you’re gonna offend. Big Fish is a good film. Albert Finney is that his name? Think so He kinda looks like a fish Or some sort of animal Fashion students, do they wear their own work? Slight headache I hate it wear men wear flip flops. Flip flops and football shirts Blue “Italia” t-shirts I need/should have put quotations earlier on that Big Fish quote Can’t go back now – “The only way is up! Bab-eh! For you and mee noww!” Is that a fly? No, dust. Oh, she’s off, no she’s not. My arm is warm Yaz, it was Yaz wasn’t it? S’z and Z’s arh shit new page, are very similar. Zed. Zebra. Zebra Crossing. The Beatles. Grumpy Old Men – that’s not on now it’s Grumpy Old Women – I might watch that this Friday – Wo, Friday tomorrow! I’ll be at my Nans’ – My Nans’ front room, her sofa is kinda hard to sleep on – Last time I was sleeping there I cried – I might not be at Nans’ when Grumpy Old Women is on, we might be at Spen and Linda’s – although probably not cos it’ll be late and Mum’ll be tired from the drive – I miss driving in a way – Is this pen running out? Ouch, my hand’s hurting already I bet I’ve only been at this 2 minutes! Why write Two when I can write 2? Maybe I should lean forward, I look like I’m constipated, move the damn table closer, which is hard to do when writing at the same time! Ha I bet I look daft – frantically scribbling – “Frantically” – “Dickensian” – have I ever said that out loud? Greg hasn’t texted me. I wonder how Soph and Katies’ – well everyone elses – projects are going? I’m going crosseyed – Need to move the table more – S – Should I type this up? Did she just say “Dirty Dancing”? I haven’t seen that – Who’s knocking? Must be at the window – Wuthering Heights is a good book – Cathy – Kate Bush is cool – So’s that woman, Christine Young? Morrissey gig, I hate it when his fans the bald headed hooligans chant “Morrissey Morrissey Morrisseyy!” He’s not a footballer, I hope he doesn’t like football – It’s pathetic Grr! Hate flags – Oh those people opposite me with their flags on their house – Frickin’ losers I would hang a rival flag to spite them – Damn my arms are veiny – Like spaghetti but you can’t pick it off with a fork – Urgh, veins – cutting and being squeamish – Yuk. My hair is kinda brown – Stray bits – My I didn’t shave my knees well – I can’t easily though – Oh God I sound like a Myspace Emmp depressed adolescent – Shadow of my head – Black wood – I can see my secret sock thing – But I shouldn’t look away from this page – At least I’m blinking – So tempted to check the time –S’getting warm on my back – Getting thirsty – Aftertaste of red onion – Told Katie I won’t think about sex of, not of, or offensiveness – Ah, I wrote Of because I’m thinking so fast and I can’t keep up writing – Once I forgot how to spell ‘Of’, thought it was ‘Ov’ – Paddington Bear plate – Satsumas – Orange skins – My dining room – Meg and Jessy – This pen’s going weird again, my writing is atrocious! I always used to write that in letters – I love writing letters – What the feck is the S on Atrocious all about?! I should start a mail art group or something – Getting warmer and arm tensing up – Argh, sort your writing out – Is that someone I know? No – Oh brown loafers, he has oh he’s gone – Noisy keys – Looks a little like the bloke from Spaced – Girl opposite, corner of my eye, she’s rustling with something – Maybe I should check the time no not yet keep going “’til you drop dead!” – Bit like yesterday that was weird why was I so dizzy like that? – Who knows – I didn’t help with the ironing – I remember ironing listening to Green Day – R.E.M’s “Everybody Hurts” – I burnt my finger to that – Ah, she’s eating something from Bocca – Leather slippers with white and gold I don’t like them – Casting resin – Werid smells and little bits that break off from the castings – Blue Key – Kind of rough and kind of smooth – I could be writing a very passionate love letter for all they know – Oh, she’s off, maybe my presence frightened her away – haha not literally – I wonder if I’d get stared at if I spoke out loud? Stupid question actually – Man, I think shit sometimes not wonder I need a shrink – Ding! – Tram – James – Man sneezing – Wonder how many outfits Katie’s tried on now? Sophy’s dress is nice – My dress at home – Needs altering – When I’m better! Gonna take ages you realise – Metro newspaper – Metro trains in Newcastle – Gotta get up at 3 tomorrow – I say ‘like’ too much. Not American – Getting warm again and I’m leaning forward again – Lean back! It’s less painful on my arm now – Writer’s cramp – Should buy Katie and Sophy some stottie bread – Pannetone – Ruth likes Pannetone – Can’t spell Pannettone – Ha – Mick would like my Martin Parr book – Such a great book – Might look at it tonight – Who’s that? My bedroom – Steven Fry’s voice – His autobiography is called “Moab is My Washpot” – Mums’ Birthday? Amazon.co.uk – Good website – Computer Room – I think I’m eroding this pen down – Is this the 3rd or 4th page? Ink doesn’t go through the other side, that’s good – “She’s in the loo” – “Orange Tree” – “I love you” – Red hearts – Stop eavesdropping – Check the time when on a new page – “Further out” – Woah! Longer than I thought, been 35minutes! – Writing still crap – I should sit up I still look constipated or something – Warm – I hope I don’t smell or anything – B.O – Would it put you off if you were attracted to someone? People with tops off – Summer, people do that – Wpdden click-clacky shoes – Gonna miss ‘Neighbours’ tonight – They have a lot of click clacking on their floors – Because they all wear flip flops or something? Was he called Wilbur Smith? Willy Russell?! – “The Wrong Boy” – Why is its cover a garibaldi in a paper hat, or is it a boat? What’s written on the paper – ‘Brick Lane’ – I haven’t read that yet who’s it by? “Tardis” – Did they just say tardis? – “Andy” – I miss Andy, he still has my purple jumper bet it has loads more holes in now – Green combats – Catapults – Andy and Greg’s birthday – Photos on my P.C – I’ve got loads of photos – Who’s phone is that it doesn’t sound like a mobile? – Should sort out the best ones put them in an album – Photocopier noises – Is that a wasp? I don’t wanna lose those pictures – Would cry if I’d lost them all Need to put them on a cd – Warm – Out of the corner of my eye she looks like abig bulldog – Orange – Tan – Bulldogs with wrinkled faces and stubby fat bodies and legs – Gary Clarke – Oh that’s so cruel! Not like that, it’s the neck it’s the neck!! – People look like animals – Polly thinks she looks like a horse with straight hair – What animal do I look like? People will read that differently – Clickclack – Rushing about – Building work – Washine Machine - ‘Calgon’ – And limescale – The man on the ‘Calgon’ advert with the moustache – Phone again – Makes me theink of Uncle Les – He has a moustache – Newcastle – New Years’ Eve – Smoking whilst lighting fireworks that look like ‘Tampax’ – Warmth – Might see ‘the guys’ hope not it’s hard to think and write – Won’t be able to think and speak! I should be a journalist! Red fingernails – Dictaphone – What’s her name, Harem Scarem? No Rita Skeeter from Harry Potter! Makes me think of Jenny Éclair – She had anorexia – My eyes sting – Two big blinks – British Art Show 6 – I want to exhibit more – This workshop will be good – 5’Oclock finish – Wehterspoons? Gonna be tired – Ow ow my hand! No rest yet ‘No rest for the wicked’ – “Lol” I don’t like that so why do I use it? Ooh Sirens, not a train at all – Blue lights – Phone ringing again! I don’t think it’s a mobile – Should be going back soon – Shadows of my hair – S’scraggly – I hope nobody can see my pants! That’ll look silly but it’s written now – A “siesta” is a good idea actually ‘luv’ – Haven’t listened to much of others’ conversation actually – ‘Convo’ – That phone is starting to piss me off oh it’s stopped – Maybe I should start answering phones that aren’t answered like in Customer Services at supermarkets – Check that ‘S’ – Well those ‘s’es! Supermarkets or Sainsbury’s? Supermarkets – French washing powder – Did she say “5 to 2”? – I need to check time do it now Oh God it is 5 to 2 – Blash, can’t spell, Blasphemy again! – Ah, it’s like a little in-joke – Sweatin’ like a pig here – I think I smell barbeque – Aftertaste of red onion – ‘The Beano’ – ‘Dennis The Menace and Gnasher’ – “Neil” – “304” – Stop listening in her conversation – La la la – La – Kaiser Cheifs – Ooh God no! ‘Blasphemy again! Ha put it in inverted commas as well start to – Don’t go back – One too many “La’s” made me think of the Kaiser Chiefs – Not “La’s” as in L.A. as in “There She Goes!” – La-La yellow Teletubby – Ooh it’s 2 o’clockhanddying! And I’m done!